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Don't suffer from pilsner envy!

When you order a beer, order a #%*! beer!
Boozeman Wisdom
I BREAK FOR EVERYTHING
BECAUSE I JUST AIN'T RIGHT
Public believes TSA regulations could bare improvement

During one of the busiest travel weeks of the year if you want to see a crowd of people, outside of a nudist colony, in the United States go nuts, just tell them they have to get naked in front of a camera.  While citizens of many other countries are less critical of themselves and nudity; by nature Americans are a little funny about strutting their stuff in front of strangers.
The ‘Plan B’ to having your prize possessions scanned by a very revealing airport scanner, is to go to ‘second base’ with a TSA worker.  In the event you’re not comfortable having a nude negative image of your, or children’s, naked body flashed on a screen in the airport, the TSA somehow feels you’ll be more comfortable having a stranger run their hands up and down you and your junk like it was your wedding night after a long celibate courtship.      
That’s the problem the TSA is dealing with now that the new security procedure at many of America’s airports has started.  Most Americans can sympathize with the TSA’s burden of keeping air travel safe, but fall short of supporting the TSA’s solution.  Another issue over the horizon is the suspicion the scanners can save, or even send, images of scans from the security process.  Granted, there are not many people in this world who want to see me naked.  Well, okay there’s really none.  But that can’t be said for the endless list of celebrities and political figures that Americans strive to know every detail of.  These folks are forced to fly frequently and can’t always charter a flight.  The effort to obtain airport scans of these public figures (pun intended) will be monumental.
Although most people will argue the subject for eons, one enterprising company has plans on making a profit from the dilemma by starting a new airline to relieve tensions on both sides.  I.B. Noughtreal, company spokesperson for the start up airline, stated the airline planned on circumventing the TSA process by making the process unnecessary.  Through implementing special security features into every flight, thus eliminating the need for the TSA ‘peek and grope’ process, the airline hopes to get an exclusion from the TSA requirement.  Noughtreal said they planned on filing for an exception to the process by the end of the fourth quarter of this year.  Noughtreal stated the company is now filing the needed federal documents and developing an aggressive ad campaign to build interest in the new airline.  In another ‘scoop’ for our newsletter, we have obtained a sample of the marketing for the new airline.

Mayhem Airlines    
'We don’t need to see your naked ass to take it for a ride'

Welcome to Mayhem Airlines where we don’t want
to see you naked!  With our unique combination
of security and flight features, we provide an
enjoyable trouble free flight to worldwide locations.

On Mayhem, every passenger over the age of 18 is issued their very own stun gun to ensure their personal safety.  There’s no chance of a man with a bic lighter interrupting your flight at Mayhem.   Have children?  Ask about our realistic looking toy stun guns.  That’s right, on Mayhem, every man, women, child, and member of the flight staff carry their own personal weapon.

Other great flight features are

Free Caffeine Laced Alcohol DrinksFirst Aid Trained Flight Crew
Able to Upgrade to Small Arms*    All the Five Hour Energy Drinks You Can Drink
Cool Looking Planes      Free Violent Video Games & Action Movies

               Remember, You’ll Get There With Mayhem                       


*Five minute safety video required to upgrade to small arms. 
​-The Boozeman

This is priceless!

My friend Larry and his wife were visiting Lake City, Florida and stopped at the below restaurant for lunch.  What's even better is he said the two young ladies working in the restaurant had no idea why they were selling so many tee shirts!  Thanks Larry!




Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 

You can behave how you like no matter where you are on Fathers Day.  Here in Florida, when we celebrate shooting sperm, we celebrate shooting sperm! 


It's Gizmo Joe Month!  I'll drink to that!
 
"The  democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are  willing to work and give to those who are not."  - Thomas Jefferson

The world through the eyes of a drunk!  Come on, you know you've been there.
Does she have a set of mugs or what!
Voted Bartender of the year FIVE TIMES for his neck of the woods.  I was close to greatness!
Tables outside with great staff!  She Rocked!
Remember, 'immature' is what boring people with low self esteem call fun people.
I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving. As you well  know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the  authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the  years. Well, I have done something about it: a couple of nights ago I was out for a few drinks with some pals and had a few too many whiskeys as well as beers and some rather nice claret; but knowing full well I  may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never  done before - I took a bus home. I arrived back safely and without  incident which was a real surprise, since I had never driven a bus before and have no idea where I got this one.

Thanks to Debbie for her wisdom!
See the Boozeman's new Review of The Flagler Beach Motel and Vacation Rentals on the reviews page!

Hint:  

The 
place don't 
SUCK!
It's good to be a safe citizen.  Thanks Wes!
Some people have patios and lawns.  Some of us have yards and porches.  I'll take the yard and porch crowd.
                                                                            The Prince Hotel April Visit

What do you do when you have a million dollars you don't know what to do with?  You renovate a 170 year old hotel and throw a great restaurant and bar in.  Yep, that's the Prince Hotel in Tunkhannock PA.  Small but good bar, freaking awesome wings, really good pizza, and the restaurant has really good food.  We had the chicken parm and it was one of the better I have had.​


























Little town and a good time.  The hotel was great to stay in and the staff is ultra attentive. Great place to call home base for that small town vacation I like to have now and then.  - The Boozeman
Booze Life friend Shaun is getting ready to drink Daniel Boone and company under the table!  What do you bet Shaun ends up banging Calamity Jane.
Having a good 'natural' breakfast will start your day right!
Behold my beer drawer.  As God as my witness the Bud Light isn't mine.  No offense A-B
From the book 'Leonard and the Coronavirus'.  Psst...buy the black & white version. It is a lot cheaper.
For my wish, I asked the hot Genie lady for a little head. This is how it worked out.
If this doesn't make you fuckable, nothing will. 
My buddy AJ found this cool car and sent the picture. He even dug up the original owner as a bonus!